If you can’t commission me please reblog🙏

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Guzma by Comanie_

was gonna design a fishmonger character but now they are absolutely a fishfag

Me @ myself anytime I open my mouth:

actually you know what that's exactly it i would rather someone add 5 parantheticals after every sentence than use tone indicators it's 1. accomplishing SO much more in terms of clarity 2. extremely funny to look at depending on how they're used

observe:

"is this real? /gen" — i thought /gen meant "general" for ages. i would not be able to understand this on first sight a few years ago and is thus ineffective

"is this real? (genuine question)" — i fully understand this without issue

"is this real? (genuine question) (can't tell) (very realistic) (looks real) (scary) (photoshop?)" — is not only incredibly clear it's also very funny to read all of these thoughts stapled together while also in their own parentheses. it's also the most useful because now i can actually address all parts of what they are asking me with as much specificity as BOTH of us need

parentheses my beloved (they are for bonus thoughts) (and questions) ( and sidetracks) (like a 2nd conversation on top of the first)

Bro, why isn’t a woman grabbing my hips so hard they bruise

IT’S OPAL! 2!!

what's a tumblr influencer? what am i influencing? my mental illness? 😭

aleapofbeauty on ig

princess peach at the sperm bank

nothing could have prepared me for that comment

Pretty sure you’ve been training your entire time on Tumblr specifically for that comment.